Mid-Month Mirth Memo, April 2018

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com                                   APRIL 2018                        HAPPY TAX TIME                                             JOKE OF THE MONTH:                                                                  A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we talk about our tax bill, and blue after we pay them."                  "That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."   QUESTION OF THE MONTH:  Q: Why did the auditor cross the road? A: Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.   QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:"Because of a holiday, the deadline for taxes this year is April 17, so you have three extra days to dig through restaurant dumpsters for receipts." -Jimmy Kimmel Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month? SUBSCRIBE to the Free MIRTH MEMO:   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7   BOOK OF THE MONTH: Did you know that April is National Humor Month? Celebrate by reading THE HEALING POWER OF HUMOR:  Techniques for Getting through Loss, Setbacks, Upsets, Disappointments, Difficulties, Trials, Tribulations, and All That Not-So-Funny Stuff https://tinyurl.com/y8a7urrm  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2018 Allen Klein, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you requested the MidMonth Mirth Memo either by email or in Allen Klein's presentation. Our mailing address is: Allen Klein World's Only "Jollytologist" San Francisco, CA 94117 Add us to your address book  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences