Thursday, September 15, 2022

MidMonth Mirth Memo, September 2022


"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare


The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein 



Groans of the Month:
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens

I used to work as a soft drink can crusher.
It was soda pressing.

How do you keep a person in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow.

Sign #1 of the Month:


Advice of the Month:

"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
—Dave Barry

Sign #2 of the Month:

Thought for the Month:
I hate it when people try to act intelligent and talk about Mozart when they have never seen one of his paintings.

Sign #3 of the Month:

Exercise of the Month: 
Think of a number between 1 and 10.

Add 22 to it.

Multiply the sum by 2, and then subtract 1.

Now close your eyes. It's dark, isn't it?

Handymen of the Month:

Silly Trick of the Month:

Go to and type "Flip a coin" into the search engine. Then hit enter.

You'll see an animation of a coin flipping in the air. 

See if you get heads or tails, or, clip "Flip again" to try your luck a second time.

Awesome Art of the Month:


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Book of the Month: 


How to be Happier Every Day of the Year

Allen Klein 
Foreword by S.A.R.K. 

A joyful compendium of uplifting quips and quotes

to keep for yourself or give as a refreshing gift. 

Sample Quotations

Every day, tell at least one person something

you like, admire, or appreciate about them.

-Richard Carlson

The trouble with nude dancing is that

not everything stops when the music stops.

-Sir Robert Helpmann

I'm tired of all the nonsense about beauty being
only skin-deep.

That's deep enough. What do you want—an adorable pancreas?

-Jean Kerr

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