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Thursday, September 15, 2022
MidMonth Mirth Memo, September 2022
"Prepare for mirth,
for mirth becomes a feast."
The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
Groans of the Month:
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens
I used to work as a soft drink can crusher.
It was soda pressing.
How do you keep a person in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow.
Sign #1 of the Month:
Advice of the Month:
"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
Sign #2 of the Month:
Thought for the Month:
I hate it when people try to act intelligent and talk about Mozart when they have never seen one of his paintings.
Sign #3 of the Month:
Exercise of the Month:
Think of a number between 1 and 10.
Add 22 to it.
Multiply the sum by 2, and then subtract 1.
Now close your eyes. It's dark, isn't it?
Handymen of the Month:
Silly Trick of the Month:
Go to Google.com and type "Flip a coin" into the search engine. Then hit enter.
You'll see an animation of a coin flipping in the air.
See if you get heads or tails, or, clip "Flip again" to try your luck a second time.
Awesome Art of the Month:
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THE ART OF LIVING JOYFULLY
How to be Happier Every Day of the Year
Foreword by S.A.R.K.
A joyful compendium of uplifting quips and quotes
to keep for yourself or give as a refreshing gift.
Every day, tell at least one person something
you like, admire, or appreciate about them.
The trouble with nude dancing is that
not everything stops when the music stops.
-Sir Robert Helpmann
I'm tired of all the nonsense about beauty being
That's deep enough. What do you want—an adorable pancreas?
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