Monday, June 15, 2015

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, June 2015




"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare



The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
        

www.allenklein.com

JUNE 2015

HEADLINES OF THE MONTH:
-Porn star sues over rear-end collision. (Hillsville, VA)
-Animal-rights group to hold meeting at steakhouse (Great Falls, MT)
-Marijuana issue sent to a joint committee (The Toronto Star)


MEASURMENTS OF THE MONTH: 

-Bananosecond: Time between slipping on a peal and hitting the pavement.

-Won Ton: 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup.

-One Billgram: Weight an evangelist carries with God.



 

DID YOU KNOW THAT...:
-Some people are alive because it’s illegal to kill them.
-A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
-Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

 

 

BONUS OF THE MONTH:

From the new book You Can't Ruin My Day:
Once, when humorist Robert Benchley was leaving a
Manhattan nightclub, he turned to the man in uniform at
the door and said, “Would you please get us a taxi?”

The man replied, “I’m sorry, sir, but I happen to be a Rear
Admiral in the United States Navy.”

“All right, then,” Benchley responded, “get us a battleship.”

                                       

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