MidMonth Mirth Memo, June 2023

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com JUNE 2023   Court Encounters of the Month: ATTORNEY: All your responses must be oral, OK? What School did you go to? WITNESS: Oral  *** ATTORNEY: How many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of the them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.   *** ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?  WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. -Disorder in the American Courts       Clever Solution of the Month: Book Dedication of the Month:   To my wife Marganit and my children Ella Rose and Daniel Adam without whom this book would have been completed two years earlier.   Photo of the Month:        Sign of the Month: The sign said, "Tip Jar". So I put it on its side.                                                      -Allen Klein   Faces-in-Odd-Places of the Month:     AI Generated Joke of the Month: Why did the AI go on a diet?  Because it had too many bytes! ____________________________________   Video of the Month: Joyous June Wedding https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3E9U3GDrmI __________________________________    Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 ____________________________________ ONE OF MY FAVORITE BOOKS https://www.amazon.com/You-Cant-Ruin-Day-Situation/dp/1632280221/ref=pd_ci_mcx_mh_mcx_views_0? "I think of life itself now as a wonderful play that I've written for myself...and so my purpose is to have the utmost fun playing my part."   -Shirley Maclaine    follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2023 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences