Wednesday, June 15, 2016

MidMonth Mirth Memo. June 2016



"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare



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JUNE 2016

FATHER'S DAY FUNNY OF THE MONTH:
Watching Frozen again with my daughter because we paid $19.99 to download it, so she's going to watch it every day until college.                      -Michael Ian Black, comedian

 

TRAVEL TIP OF THE MONTH:

Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"  -Rita Rudner, comedian                             
 

OBSERVATION OF THE MONTH:   
"What's with this weird custom of leaving a piece of chocolate on the pillow?" I awoke thinking my brain had hemorrhaged some sort of fecal matter. -Jerry Seinfeld, comedian    


ARTICLE OF THE MONTH:

http://www.jweekly.com/article/full/76443/when-jollytologist-says-have-a-nice-day-he-means-it
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