Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Allen Klein's Mid-Month Mirth Memo - July 2015



"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare



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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
        

www.allenklein.com

JULY 2015

CARTOON CAPTION OF THE MONTH
Boss telling employee:
"You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred."   


SIGNS OF THE MONTH

On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:          
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.       

Cocktail lounge, Norway:    
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.        

In a Nairobi restaurant:       
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.    


 

QUOTATION OF THE MONTH
"The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades."
-Demetri Martin, comedian

PROMOTION OF THE MONTH
From WORKLAUGHS
(new audiobook) http://adbl.co/1HxPCmn 

"I love working for myself. It's so empowering. Except when I call in sick. I always know when I'm lying."
-Rita Rudner

"The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job."
-Slappy White

"To err is human. But in order to really foul things up, you need a computer
."

-Anonymous
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