Sunday, June 16, 2019

MidMonth Mirth Memo, June 2019

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein

                            JUNE 2019


A small boy was at the zoo with his father.  They were looking at the lion cage, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.
“Daddy, if the lion got out and ate you up…”
“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.
“ …Which bus would I take home?”


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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”

* * * 

Jason: What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice?
Jimmy: Beats me.
Jason: A POPsicle!

* * * 

Dear Dad,
$chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Your $on

Dear Son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.


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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
Eleven-years-old and he still doesn't know my name is Michael.

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