Wednesday, March 17, 2021

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, March 2021

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

 

MARCH 2021

Groaners of the Month: 

I sold my vacuum the other day.
All it was doing was collecting dust.

eBay is useless.
I looked up lighters and all they had was 547 matches.

Two guys walk into a bar.
The third guy ducks.
 

Picture of the Month:
What happens when too many trees are cut down.



Tweet of the Month: 
I sleep with a knife under my pillow. You never know when someone is going to break in and give you a cake.

—@shariv67

Headline  of the Month:
"Netflix Misses Subscriber Mark"


Did You Know?

March is International Mirth Month?  More info here:
http://allenklein.blogspot.com/2017/03/international-mirth-month.html

 
                                                                         
 
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AWARD OF THE MONTH:
 
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one of "The Best Spiritual Books of 2020."

 

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