Thursday, August 15, 2019

MidMonth Mirth Memo, SPECIAL EDITION, August 2019

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein


Today is the launch of 
Affirmations and Insights to Inspire Health and Happiness 

To celebrate the occasion,
please find a sampling of a dozen quotations from the book.

* * *
Comedy is in my blood. Frankly, I wish it were in my act!
Rodney Dangerfield

* * * 
Tragedy and comedy are but two aspects of what is real,
and whether we see the tragic or the humorous is a matter of perspective.
 Arnold Beisser

* * * 
 Foolishness, like charity, begins at home.
Harvey Mindess

* * * 
 I think of life itself now as a wonderful play that I’ve written for myself
…and so my purpose is to have the utmost fun playing my part.
Shirley MacLaine

* * * 
 Some tickling or telling funny stories in bed can make sex more interesting.
“Dr. Ruth” Westheimer

* * * 
 To thrive in life you need three bones.
A wishbone.
A backbone.
                And a funny bone.             
Reba McEntire

* * * 
 Grin when you bear it—it’s the only way.
Dolly Parton

* * * 
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns

* * * 
 When I’m happy I feel like crying, but when I’m sad I don’t feel like laughing.
I think it’s better to be happy. Then you get two feelings for the price of one.
Lily Tomlin as Edith Ann

* * * 
 If God told you exactly what it was you were to do,
you would be happy doing it no matter what it was.
What you’re doing is what God wants you to do. Be happy.
Werner Erhard

* * * 
 We’re only young once, but with humor, we can be immature forever.
Art Gliner

* * * 
 “On with the dance, let joy be unconfined” is my motto,
whether there’s any dance to dance or any joy to unconfine.
Mark Twain

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