Monday, July 25, 2016

Mid-Month Mirth Memo July 2016



"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare



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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
        

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JULY 2016

Q. & A. OF THE MONTH:

Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you are sick at the airport. 
  Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A.. Keep it in the cow!

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A.. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q. Name the four seasons.
A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A.. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.



GREAT NEWS OF THE MONTH: 
My TEDx talk in now on YouTube. Watch it to create the world you want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqPu52vWpJA

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