MidMonrh Mirth Memo: March, 2018

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser.

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com                                   MARCH 2018                                              JOKE OF THE MONTH:                                                                  She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said: "I don't know how to use this." She bowed her head and asked God to send her some help. Within 5 minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag. He got off his cycle and asked if he could help. She said, "Yes, my daughter is sick. I've locked my keys in my car and I must get home. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?" He said, "Sure." He walked over the car, and in less than a minute the door was open. She hugged the man and through tears said, "Thank you God for sending me such a very nice man." The man heard her pray and replied, "Lady, I'm not a nice man. I just got out of prison yesterday. I was there for car theft." The woman hugged the man again sobbing, "Oh,thank God! You even sent me a professional." PUN OF THE MONTH:  Did you hear about the farmer who was shooting sheep out of a cannon? It was the sheep herd around the world.     AGING THOUGHT OF THE MONTH:"I decided to stop calling the bathroom 'John' and renamed it 'Jim'. I feel so much better saying, 'I went to the Jim this morning.'" BLOG OF THE MONTH:    "My All-Time Favorite Sayings About Happiness" https://tinyurl.com/yc8rolet   Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month? SUBSCRIBE to the Free MIRTH MEMO:   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7   BOOK OF THE MONTH: In honor of International Mirth Month L.A.U.G.H.: Using Humor and Play to Help Clients Cope with  Stress, Anger, Frustration and more.  Includes Reproducible Book and CD  https://tinyurl.com/y9muq6l5

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