The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
Laugh of the Month: A friend asked me why I spoke so softly in the house. I said I was afraid that Mark Zuckerberg might be listening. My friend laughed. I laughed. Siri laughed. Alexa laughed.
Similarity of the Month: Flying Taxi...
Pun of the Month: Today I saw a person of small stature climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself, that's a little condescending.
Label of the Month:
Lock up the relish?
Neologisms of the Month: Some of The Washington Post's winning submissions to its annual contest of common words with alternate meanings. - Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. - Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. - Flabergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.