The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
Names of the Month:
A psychiatrist and a proctologist opened a practice together. Not knowing what to call it, they put an ad in the paper seeking a name for their new business. Some suggestions were: * Minds and Behinds * Nuts and Butts * Loons and Moons The winner: Odds & Ends
Signs of the Month:
Court Comments of the Month: ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan!
Tweet of the Month: "You cannot glue a tomato back together with tomato paste. Believe me. I've tried."