Saturday, May 15, 2021

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, May 2021

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

 

MAY 2021

Names of the Month: 

A psychiatrist and a proctologist opened a practice together. Not knowing what to call it, they put an ad in the paper seeking a name for their new business.
Some suggestions were:

* Minds and Behinds
* Nuts and Butts
* Loons and Moons
The winner: Odds & Ends

—BoulderTherapist.com

Signs of the Month:

 


























 

















 

Court Comments of the Month:
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? 
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' 
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? 
WITNESS: My name is Susan! 

 

Tweet of the Month:
"You cannot glue a tomato back together with tomato paste. Believe me. I've tried." 

—@walruslifestyle

                                                
 
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FUNNY (AND TOUCHING) VIDEO OF THE MONTH: 
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VIRTUAL BOOK EVENT OF THE MONTH:


THE AWE FACTOR

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ONLINE: Thursday, MAY 27, 2021     4:00 PM PST / 7:00 PM EST

with
Allen Klein and Susyn Reeve 
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