Saturday, March 15, 2014

MidMonth Mirth Memo, March 2014

JOKE OF THE MONTH:                                                     
I was giving a patient a Rorschach Inkblot Test. Looking at the first card, he replied, "I see a naked woman." When I showed him the second card, he said the same thing. On card number three, he said, "Looks like two naked women."
                                                                            

I remarked that he seemed quite interested in naked women and asked him to tell me more.                                                                                          
                                                                                                

"Don't ask me, Doc," he replied. "You're the one showing all the dirty pictures!" 


SIGN OF THE MONTH:
On front door of business-
PUSH: If that doesn't work...
PULL: If that doesn't work..
WE MUST BE CLOSED.


QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:
During the Iraq war, General Colin Powell was asked, "How stressful is it to oversee a war?" He replied, "I'm sleeping like a baby. Every two hours, I wake up, screaming."  


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GREAT IDEA OF THE MONTH:
Want to learn about humor and laughter?
Want more of it in your life?
Want to mingle with the gurus of therapeutic humor?
Then don't miss the Association for the Applied and Therapeutic Humor conference, April 3rd to 6th, at the Red Skelton Museum of American Humor. More info: http://www.aath.org