Saturday, April 15, 2017

MidMonth Mirth Memo, April 2017


"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare


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APRIL 2017


LAUGH OF THE MONTH:
I decided to change calling the bathroom "the John" and renamed it "the Jim".  I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
-Anonymous

FUNNIES FOUND ON FACEBOOK THIS MONTH:
I didn't go to Starbucks for two months and now I can buy that summer house I've been eyeing.
-Charles Casillo

Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
Now he's fully recovered.
-Saundra Maisey


So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!
-Jim Ruboyianes


QUOTE OF THE MONTH:
"I come from a Dutch background. In fact, I recently found out that one of my great-great-great-ancestors invented the wooden shoe. But he died trying to put out a campfire."
-Randy Epley, comedian
 
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BOOK OF THE MONTH:
Sometimes it is hard to find something to give to a person who has meant so much to you. So here, just in time for Mother's Day, is the perfect present for any mother, mother-in-law or mother-to-be.
MOM'S THE WORD
The Wit, Wisdom and Wonder of Motherhood 

(Available in paperback, Kindle, or audiobook)

https://tinyurl.com/lrumre2
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