JOKE OF THE MONTH:
"I bought SPF 75 sunscreen. I squeezed the tube, and out came a wool sweater."
FUNNY NEWS OF THE MONTH:
A bar called Drummond's (in Mt Vernon, Texas) began construction on
an expansion of their building, hoping to "grow" their business. In response,
the local Southern Baptist Church started a campaign to block the bar from
About a week before the bar's grand re-opening, a bolt of lightning struck
the bar and burned it to the ground!
Afterward, the church folks were rather smug - bragging about "the power of prayer".
The angry bar owner eventually sued the church on grounds that the church...
"Was ultimately responsible for the demise of his building, through direct
actions or indirect means." Of course, the church vehemently denied all responsibility
or any connection to the building's demise.
The judge read carefully through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply.
He then opened the hearing by saying:
"I don't know how I'm going to decide this, but it appears from the paperwork that
what we have here is a bar owner who now believes in the power of prayer, and an
entire church congregation that does not."
QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:
"People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don't know. I'm never there."
SHAMELESS PROMOTION OF THE MONTH:
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