Tuesday, January 15, 2019

MidMonth Mirth Memo, January 2019

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein


                          JANUARY 2019                                         

A string walks into a bar. It goes up to get a drink and the bartender says, “We don’t serve strings here.” So the string ties himself in a number of loops and then goes up to the bar again. The bartender says, “I told you, we don't serve strings here. Uh . . . are you a string?” And the string answers, “No, I’m a frayed knot.” 

QUESTIONS OF THE MONTH:                                                 Q: Did you hear about the new restaurant chain called Karma?
A:  There’s no menu. You get what you deserve.

Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I’m not sure, but their flag is a big plus.


Q: Why did the chicken go to the séance?
A: To get to the other side. 


QUOTE OF THE MONTH:                                                             "A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."      -Steven Wright

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