Friday, March 16, 2018

MidMonrh Mirth Memo: March, 2018

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare

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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
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                                MARCH 2018                                             

JOKE OF THE MONTH:                                                                 
She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said: "I don't know how to use this." She bowed her head and asked God to send her some help.

Within 5 minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag. He got off his cycle and asked if he could help. She said, "Yes, my daughter is sick. I've locked my keys in my car and I must get home. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"

He said, "Sure." He walked over the car, and in less than a minute the door was open. She hugged the man and through tears said, "Thank you God for sending me such a very nice man."

The man heard her pray and replied, "Lady, I'm not a nice man. I just got out of prison yesterday. I was there for car theft."

The woman hugged the man again sobbing, "Oh,thank God! You even sent me a professional."

Did you hear about the farmer who was shooting sheep out of a cannon?
It was the sheep herd around the world.


AGING THOUGHT OF THE MONTH:"I decided to stop calling the bathroom 'John' and renamed it 'Jim'. I feel so much better saying, 'I went to the Jim this morning.'"

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