Wednesday, February 15, 2017

MidMonth Mirth Memo, February 2017


"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare


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FEBRUARY 2017


WHAT'S IN A NAME THIS MONTH:
What idiot called it insomnia and not resisting a rest?
@DAEMONICS3

Who called it your foot falling asleep and not coma toes?
@CHUUEW

What idiot called it a stepdad and not faux pa?
@LORDOFTHESHIBS


THREE THINGS I LEARNED THIS MONTH:
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Ham and eggs are a day's work for the chicken but a lifetime commitment for the pig.

My friends got divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and she didn't.


THREE THINGS I LEARNED ABOUT GROWING OLD THIS MONTH:Forget about health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

When I fall down, I wonder what else I can do while down there.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

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ARTICLE OF THE MONTH:
"Laughing Until You Die: Humor May Be Antidote For Pain Of Death For Patients, Survivors" (Check out last story in the article)
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