MidMonth Mirth Memo, May 2018

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com                                   MAY 2018                                             PLAY-ON-WORDS OF THE MONTH:                                                                  - Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end. - I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. - I'm reading a book about gravity. I just can't put it down.                                           -New York Times lexophile competition QUESTION OF THE MONTH:  Q: Why do people hate elevator music? A: Because at first it's uplifting, but in the end it always brings you down.   QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:"I wish there was a button on the TV so you could turn up the intelligence. They've got one called 'brightness,' but it doesn't work, does it?" -Gallagher Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month? SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO:   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7   BOOK OF THE MONTH: Mom's day is over but you can still honor her with a book that keeps on giving all year long. MOM'S THE WORD:  THE WIT, WISDOM AND WONDER OF MOTHERHOOD https://tinyurl.com/ycbu9j3f    follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2018 Allen Klein, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you requested the MidMonth Mirth Memo either by email or in Allen Klein's presentation. Our mailing address is: Allen Klein World's Only "Jollytologist" San Francisco, CA 94117 Add us to your address book  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences