Monday, March 16, 2015

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, March 2015



"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare



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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
      

www.allenklein.com

MARCH 2015

JOKE OF THE MONTH: 

Q: What's Irish and stays out all night?
A: Paddy O'furniture!


TOP JEWISH COUNTRY SONG TITLE OF THE MONTH:
"I Was One of the Chosen People ('Til She Chose Someone Else)"

RETORT OF THE MONTH:
Once, when humorist Robert Benchley was leaving a Manhattan nightclub, he turned to the man in uniform at the door and said, “Would you please get us a taxi?"

The man replied, “I’m sorry, sir, but I happen to be a Rear Admiral in the United States Navy.”
      
“All right, then,” Benchley responded, “get us a battleship.”


BOOK OF THE MONTH:
Looking for humor-related activities to do with your clients, students or groups? Sixty, easy-to-use and effective activities to help poeple let go of negative thoughts and behaviors, alter their attitude, and find more humor in both their specific situation and in their life in general.  https://tinyurl.com/kl4r68w