Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, September 2015


"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare



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SEPTEMBER 2015

T-SHIRT SAYING OF THE MONTH:                                               
"If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees."

JOKE OF THE MONTH:

Peter always worried about everything all his life. But one day his coworkers noticed he seemed like a changed man.
They remarked that he didn’t seem to be the least bit worried about anything. Peter said he’d hired a professional worrier and no longer had any problems.
“A professional worrier?" they said. "What does that cost?”
“Two grand a week.”
"Two grand a week! How on earth are you going to pay him?"
"I don’t know. Let him worry about it." 


QUESTION OF THE MONTH:

Q: "What do you call a fake noodle?"
A: "An impasta."

 

ARTICLE OF THE MONTH:
"Change Your Story" (excerpted from You Can't Ruin My Day)

http://omtimes.com/2015/07/change-your-story/
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