The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
Question of the Month: Do memory foam mattresses wish they could forget?
Warning of the Month: Stop killing buffalo for their wings.
Observation of the Month: Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Photo of the Month:
Shopping done. Gifts wrapped.
Story of the Month:
I was in the six-item express aisle at the supermarket. Completely ignoring the sign, a woman snuck ahead of me with a shopping cart piled high with groceries. I was quietly fuming but that changed when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward. She looked into the woman's overloaded cart, then asked: "Which six items would you like to buy?
Artist of the Month:
Helga Stentzel turns everyday items into fun characters.