The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
Joke of the Month: Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.”
Question of the Month: What do you put in a toaster?
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Answer: "Bread." If you said "toast" your brain is already fried and may even over-heat. You need a break. Go in the kitchen and make yourself some tea and bread.
Sign of the Times:
Post of the Month: A home-schooling mom posted that her kid called her on the phone from his room and told her he missed the bus and won't be in school today.
Idea of the Month: Yesterday my significant other thought they saw a cockroach in the kitchen. They sprayed and cleaned everything. Today I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.