Wednesday, April 15, 2020

MidMonth Mirth Memo April 2020


"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare


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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

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APRIL 2020

ANOTHER SPECIAL CORONAVIRUS EDITION  
IMPORTANT: We care about your safety.
Make sure you wash your hands before reading this.


The Coronavirus: Nothing to Laugh About...or is there?

The virus continues, so does the humor. Every day, people are posting funny stuff about such things as the shortage of toilet paper, the challenge of sheltering-in-place, and face masks made out of almost anything including men's underwear and women's bras. To help you get a little relief from what is happening in the world right now, below is a potpourri of Coronavirus-related comedy gathered from the Internet.


HOMESCHOOLING:

"Going well. Two students suspended for fighting and one teacher fired for drinking on the job."

Day 5: "One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat."

Day 6: "My child just said, 'I hope I don't have the same teacher next year.'"


SHELTER-IN-PLACE:
"I'm so excited—it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?"

"It's not so boring at home. But it is interesting how one bag of rice has 7,897 grains and the other bag only has 7,674.

               

SOCIAL DISTANCING:
"I need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator."

"To go to the grocery store, they said a mask and glovers were enough. They lied. Everybody else had clothes on!"

ACCORDING TO SCIENTISTS:
The amount of bad Coronavirus jokes is starting to reach worrying numbers. Some scientists claim it might be a PUNDEMIC. 

—@Dadsaysjokes 

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