Thursday, September 15, 2022

MidMonth Mirth Memo, September 2022

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

SEPTEMBER 2022

 

Groans of the Month:
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens

I used to work as a soft drink can crusher.
It was soda pressing.

How do you keep a person in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow.


Sign #1 of the Month:

 
 

Advice of the Month:

"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
 
—Dave Barry

Sign #2 of the Month:


 
 
 
 
Thought for the Month:
 
I hate it when people try to act intelligent and talk about Mozart when they have never seen one of his paintings.



Sign #3 of the Month:



Exercise of the Month: 
 
Think of a number between 1 and 10.

Add 22 to it.

Multiply the sum by 2, and then subtract 1.

Now close your eyes. It's dark, isn't it?



Handymen of the Month:
 

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Silly Trick of the Month:

Go to Google.com and type "Flip a coin" into the search engine. Then hit enter.

You'll see an animation of a coin flipping in the air. 

See if you get heads or tails, or, clip "Flip again" to try your luck a second time.
 
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Awesome Art of the Month:
 


 
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Book of the Month: 


THE ART OF LIVING JOYFULLY

How to be Happier Every Day of the Year

by
Allen Klein 
Foreword by S.A.R.K. 

 
A joyful compendium of uplifting quips and quotes

to keep for yourself or give as a refreshing gift. 





Sample Quotations

 
Every day, tell at least one person something

you like, admire, or appreciate about them.

-Richard Carlson


The trouble with nude dancing is that

not everything stops when the music stops.

-Sir Robert Helpmann


I'm tired of all the nonsense about beauty being
only skin-deep.

That's deep enough. What do you want—an adorable pancreas?

-Jean Kerr



Get It Here

https://www.allenklein.com/joyfully.htm

or

https://www.amazon.com/Art-Living-Joyfully-Happier-Every/dp/1936740192/ref=sr_1_1?
 
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Monday, August 15, 2022

MidMonth Mirth Memo, August 2022

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

AUGUST 2022

 

Thought of the Month:
If liar's pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

Nostalgia of the Month:

 

Witticism of the Month:

"In real life, I assure you. There is no such thing as algebra."
 
—Fran Lebowitz
 
Things to Think about This Month:
 
Just before you die...

Swallow a bag of popcorn kernels.

Your cremation will be epic.



After your funeral...

Have one of your friends use your cellphone to text everyone,

"Thanks for coming."


 


Artwork of the Month:
 
 
 

Groaner of the Month: 
 
CINDY: "Did you hear about the guy who fell onto the airport baggage carousel?"

MINDY: "No. Did he get knocked out?"

CINDY: "Yes, but he came around slowly."

-AARP Bulletin, May 2022
 
 
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Fun Watch of the Month:
 
 
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Awesome Art of the Month:
 
Chalk It Up

 
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Book of the Month: 


CHANGE YOUR LIFE!

A Little Book of Big Ideas 
 

Excerpts:

Can you imagine experiencing the world as a great sandbox given for us to play in like we did as children?

-Judith-Annette Milburn


We live in an ironic society where even play is turned into work. But the highest existence is not work; the highest level of existence is play.

-Conrad Hyers


If my heart can become pure and simple like that of a child, I think there probably can be no greater happiness than this.

-Kitaro Nishida





Get It Here:

https://www.amazon.com/Change-Your-Life-Little-Ideas/dp/1573444073/ref=sr_1_2?


 
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Friday, July 15, 2022

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, July 2022

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

JULY 2022

 

Siri Answer of the Month:
“Hey, Siri, how many people are there in the world?”
Siri: “I’ll get back to you. I’m still counting.”


Warning of the Month:
Be careful where you shop online.
We ordered a German Shepherd and now this guy lives with us.



 

 













 

Tweets of the Month: 
 
"Selling my degree. Still in good condition. Never been used."
@ChrisExcel03

"At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next."
@Margoandhow
 
"The paper towel by the gas pump is for wiping away tears after filling the tank."  
@krystaunclear
 
 

Photo of the Month:

 

 
Something to Think about This Month:
 
Nothing in the English language starts with an N

and ends with a G.

 
 
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Fun Watching of the Month:
 

Live Cam of brown bears catching salmon.
Brooks Falls - Katmai National Park, Alaska, USA


https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears/brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls

 

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Celebrity Video of the Month:
 
Tom Cruise & James Corden Skydive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1wsCworwWk

 
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Summer Reading for the Month: 
 
YOU CAN'T RUIN MY DAY

Perfect for Summer Travel:
Delayed flights, lost luggage, high gas prices, etc.





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Wednesday, June 15, 2022

MidMonth Mirth Memo, June 2022

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

JUNE 2022

 

Logic of the Month:
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.


Photo of the Month:

 

Groaners of the Month: 

-They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

-I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

-Velcro...what a rip off!


 
 
Pride Story of the Month:
 
At a charity event I attended, one of the items to be auctioned was a stay in a New York City apartment.

During the bidding, someone in the audience yelled out how great the location was because it was near the renowned food store, Zabar’s.

Unfamiliar with the iconic places in the Big Apple, the auctioneer enthusiastically announced, “And it’s near gay b
ars.”

 
 

Toilet of the Month:



Invention of the Month:
 
Wish we could crossbreed mosquitoes and lightening bugs.
Then we could see them coming.

 

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Art of the Month:
 
EMBROIDERED VEGETABLES
GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT

https://mymodernmet.com/konekono-kitsune-vegetable-embroidery/




 
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AWE Update of the Month: 
 
AWE & ART

A Yale student who developed virtual museum tours for elders, found that the art tours were more than just pretty pictures. Those that took them felt more positive afterwards and an increased sense of awe.

Now available in Kindle
https://www.amazon.com/Awe-Factor-Difference-Inspirational-Personal-ebook/dp/B08N3XWQDD/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_





 
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Sunday, May 15, 2022

MidMonth Mirth Memo, May 2022

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

MAY 2022

 

Advice of the Month:
Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows.

  
 
Misspelling of the Month: 


 
















Laugh of the Month:

A cop stopped me for speeding.

He said, “Why were you going so fast?”

I said, “See this thing my foot is on? It’s called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it.”
                                                   
-Stephen Wright


Comparison of the Month: 

If you get a loan at a bank, you pay for it for 30 years.

If you rob a bank, you get out in 10 years.

 
 
Photo of the Month:
 


 

 





















Creative Video of the Month:
 
One of the last fore-edge painters.
 
 
 
 

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Podcast of the Month:
 
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Book of the Month: 
 
THREE PROVEN REASONS
WHY YOU NEED MORE AWE IN YOUR LIFE

1- It will lower your stress levels.
2- It will enhance your positive emotions.
3-It will increase your compassion.


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