The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
FEBRUARY 2021
Joke of the Month: Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.”
Question of the Month: What do you put in a toaster?
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Answer: "Bread." If you said "toast" your brain is already fried and may even over-heat. You need a break. Go in the kitchen and make yourself some tea and bread.
Sign of the Times:
Post of the Month: A home-schooling mom posted that her kid called her on the phone from his room and told her he missed the bus and won't be in school today.
Idea of the Month: Yesterday my significant other thought they saw a cockroach in the kitchen. They sprayed and cleaned everything. Today I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.
The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
DECEMBER 2020
First Question of the Month: 2020 as a math-word problem: "If you're going down a river at 3 MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof?"
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Mask of the Month:
Cookie of the Month:
Second Question of the Month:
Which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine?
(Just asking for a friend.)
Photo of the Month:
Third Question of the Month: "Wanna bet that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to, 'Where do you see yourself in 5 years?'"
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