Monday, February 15, 2021

Mid-Month Mirth Memo: February 15 2021

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 
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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

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FEBRUARY 2021

Joke of the Month:
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.”

Question of the Month: 
What do you put in a toaster?

(Scroll down to see answer)


Answer: "Bread."
If you said "toast" your brain is already fried and may even over-heat. You need a break. Go in the kitchen and make yourself some tea and bread.


Sign of the Times: 


Post of the Month:
A home-schooling mom posted that her kid called her on the phone from his room and told her he missed the bus and won't be in school today.

Idea of the Month: 

Yesterday my significant other thought they saw a cockroach in the kitchen. They sprayed and cleaned everything.
Today I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

                                                                         
 
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SUGGESTED READING OF THE MONTH:

Looking for a book for yourself, or a gift for someone else, that will inspire, motivate and uplift? Then check out these:
 
BONUS READ
from THE AWE FACTOR

"What is the connection between awe and a refrigerator?"


https://www.spiritualityandpractice.com/book-reviews/excerpts/view/28632/the-awe-factor

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Tuesday, December 15, 2020

MID-MONTH MIRTH MEMO, December 2020

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

DECEMBER 2020

First Question of the Month:
2020 as a math-word problem:
"If you're going down a river at 3 MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof?"

Anonymous

 

Mask of the Month:


Cookie of the Month:

 

Second Question of the Month:

Which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine?
(Just asking for a friend.) 
 


Photo of the Month:



Third Question of the Month:
"Wanna bet that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to, 'Where do you see yourself in 5 years?'"
 

 
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BOOK OF THE MONTH:
 

Groundbreaking new book by best-selling author
Allen Klein


THE AWE FACTOR

How a Little Bit of Wonder

Can Make a Big Difference in Your Life

 
Available Now: https://www.allenklein.com/books.htm
 
Amazon- https://amzn.to/2UlUPwT (temporarily out of stock)
 
Bookshop- https://bit.ly/2J5FPRm
 
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Kindle-  https://tinyurl.com/y4bajsd3


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Sunday, November 29, 2020

OPEN YOUR EYES TO AWE #2

BE CURIOUS

                                            A CHILD'S CURIOSITY


    *****
    Excerpt from...
                                                    THE AWE FACTOR: 
              How a Little Bit of Wonder Can Make a Big Difference in Your Life
                                

                                                Barnes and Noble: https://bit.ly/3ftd7X2   

                                                Bookshop: https://bit.ly/2J5FPRm  

                                                Amazon: https://amzn.to/2UlUPwT

Saturday, November 28, 2020

OPEN THE DOOR TO AWE #1

 

    *****
    Excerpt from...
                                                    THE AWE FACTOR: 
              How a Little Bit of Wonder Can Make a Big Difference in Your Life
                                

                                                Barnes and Noble: https://bit.ly/3ftd7X2   

                                                Bookshop: https://bit.ly/2J5FPRm  

                                                Amazon: https://amzn.to/2UlUPwT

Friday, November 27, 2020

AWE HUMOR

 

      
                                                                      *****
    Excerpt from...
                                                    THE AWE FACTOR: 
              How a Little Bit of Wonder Can Make a Big Difference in Your Life
                                

                                                Barnes and Noble: https://bit.ly/3ftd7X2   

                                                Bookshop: https://bit.ly/2J5FPRm  

                                                Amazon: https://amzn.to/2UlUPwT

Thursday, November 26, 2020

CHILDBIRTH AWE

AWE FACTOR: MIRACULOUS

                                                                      *****
    Excerpt from...
                                                    THE AWE FACTOR: 
              How a Little Bit of Wonder Can Make a Big Difference in Your Life
                                

                                                Barnes and Noble: https://bit.ly/3ftd7X2   

                                                Bookshop: https://bit.ly/2J5FPRm  

                                                Amazon: https://amzn.to/2UlUPwT



 



Wednesday, November 25, 2020

NATURE-MADE AWE

AWE FACTOR: TIMELESS

                                                                   *****
    Excerpt from...
                                                    THE AWE FACTOR: 
              How a Little Bit of Wonder Can Make a Big Difference in Your Life
                                

                                                Barnes and Noble: https://bit.ly/3ftd7X2   

                                                Bookshop: https://bit.ly/2J5FPRm  

                                                Amazon: https://amzn.to/2UlUPwT