MidMonth Mirth Memo, July 2024

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com JULY 2024 "Sizzling Summer Fun."   Door Handle of the Month:   Pun of the Month: An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Russian, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, Two Kiwis, a German, and American, an Egyptian, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Romanian, a Dane, an Israeli, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Greek, a Norwegian, an Ethiopian, a Nigerian and a Chilean walk into a nightclub. The bouncer steps in front of the group. “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.” 5-Star Review of the Month:     Resolution of the Month:   I will NEVER donate blood again! Too many stupid questions: -Who's blood is it? -Where did you get it from? -Why is it in a bucket?   Funny Foto of the Month: My first search engine.       Advice of the Month: Ask your doctor if a drug with 17 pages of side effects is bad for your health. Literal Humor of the Month:       Question of the Month: How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One or two? Two or three? Three or four? Thought of the Month:   __________________________________________    Get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month.   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 __________________________________________   Internet Show of the Month:   1,000 people watched the live Fab Show yesterday and found out how to get more FUN in their life. It is now online, so you too can discover  how to up your FUN factor.     https://www.facebook.com/tamara.hunter.5059/videos/1161307135081165/?       __________________________________________          follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2024 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

MidMonth Mirth Memo, June 2024

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com JUNE 2024 "June is busting out all over."   Pun of the Month: How did the hackers get away? They ransomware.  Ball Gown of the Month:   Found on Facebook this Month:   I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently, he waved to an other woman. So to get out of the awkward situation, I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I'm now in Poland starting a new life.    @MustardSally1   Funny Foto of the Month: Ordered a Gen-X bomb shelter today.   Question of the Month: What did our parents do to kill boredom before the Internet? I asked my 23 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.     Bedspread of the Month: (...and it's no yoke!)       Advice of the Month: Stop blaming yourself or others for something you don't like. Take a Feng Shui class and blame it on the furniture.   __________________________________________    Get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month.   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 __________________________________________   Book of the Month:   Flight delayed? Plane cancelled? Car broke down? DON'T LET ANYONE or ANYTHING RUIN YOUR DAY  read YOU CAN'T RUIN MY DAY 52 Ways to Turn Any Situation Around "If you want more joy...in you life, this book is a great companion." -Marci Shimoff, author of NYTimes bestseller Happy for No Reason   https://www.amazon.com/You-Cant-Ruin-Day-Situation/dp/1632280221/ref=sr_1_1?     __________________________________________          follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2024 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

MidMonth Mirth Memo, March 2024

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com MARCH 2024   Lite Bites of the Month:   Day 12 without chocolate. Lost hearing in my left eye.   *** Accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have Heinzsight. Sign of the Month:     Advice of the Month:   Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision. Good/Bad News of the Month:   Pun of the Month:   A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards. The steaks were pretty high.    Bed and Breakfast of the Month: __________________________________________ Did you know that MARCH is  INTERNATIONAL MIRTH MONTH? The merry month of March is set aside to encourage more mirthful moments See link below for: History of International Mirth Month International Mirth Month Time Line  International Mirth Month FAQs International Mirth Month Activities 5 Facts about Laughter Why We Love International Mirth Month Check it out here: https://nationaltoday.com/all international-mirth-month/   __________________________________________    Get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month.   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 __________________________________________ News Story of the Month:   Can a joke truly awaken someone from a 5-year coma? US woman's remarkable recover suggests it might. https://www.pinkvilla.com/trending/world/can-a-joke-truly-awaken-someone-from-a-5-year-coma-us-womans-remarkable-recovery-suggests-it-might-1276552   __________________________________________   Book of the Month:   "A book that made a difference. It was assigned in my Humor and Healing class and at first, I was doubtful. However, both the narrative and instructions made an impact. Twelve years later, I still remember it, use it, and recommend it."     -D.K.   https://www.amazon.com/Healing-Power-Humor-Disappointments-Difficulties/dp/0874775191/ref=sr_1_1?  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2024 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

MidMonth Mirth Memo, February 2024

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com FEBRUARY 2024 Happy Valentine's Day and Happy Allen Klein's Day (see below)     Thought of the Month:   A woman with a salad walked past me in the restaurant and said, "You know a cow died so you could eat that beef burger." I said, "If you weren't eating its food, it might have lived." Photo of the Month: When I complained to Amazon about a missing package, they asked me to send photographic evidence.   Question of the Month: What Do You Get When You Mix Alcohol with Literature?   * Tequila Mockingbird * F. Scotch Fitzgerald  * The Catcher in the Rye * Malt Whitman * Ernest Hemingway Wise Words of the Month:     Conclusion of the Month: If thieves wear sneakers, and artists wear Skechers, then linguists must wear Converse.   Faces in Odd Places of the Month:   __________________________________________   Song of the Month:   "Looking for My Glasses"   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch993THMi4U   __________________________________________   Interview of the Month:  RECESS; THE PODCAST https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prKqOII1ISs __________________________________________   Special Day of the Month: Did you know that today is  ALLEN KLEIN'S DAY? Here's why: http://allenklein.blogspot.com/2011/02/happy-allen-kleins-day_11.html   __________________________________________    Get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month.   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 __________________________________________ Video of the Month: "Cleaning Out the Garage https://biggeekdad.com/2017/03/cleaning-out-the-garage/     __________________________________________      follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2024 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

MidMonth Mirth Memo, January 2024

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com JANUARY 2024 Happy New Year   Facebook Post of the Month:   Change a Letter, Ruin a Book    -Gone with the Wine -The Old Pan and the Pea -The Joy of Hooking -Of Lice and Men -The Drapes of Wrath -War and Peach -The Count of Monte Crisco   Sign of the Month:       Old Saying of the Month (with a New Twist):   I scream. You scream. The police come. It's awkward. Faces in Odd Places of the Month:   Thought of the Month:   Being an adult is having an entire cupboard filled with cups and mugs that you never use but can't get rid of. Reminiscence of the Month:   __________________________________________   Memo Pad of the Month:   Start the Year with Good Cheer   https://www.instagram.com/p/CwX20OQs9TO/ __________________________________________   Event of the Month:    Free online event starting January 17th.   FROM MOURNING TO LIGHT Join me, and 19 other top experts, in an impactful series of interviews. Their stories will reveal not only their ability to endure the most devastating circumstances but the power to cultivate joy and purpose in the face of adversity. The best news is that you too can embark on this journey towards a happier and more meaningful life.   In Allen Klein’s interview, on Monday, January 22, 5pm EST/2pm PST, he will talk about how he dealt with the loss of his wife when she was 34. That journey was the basis for his book, Embracing Life After Loss, which has 5 steps for going from loss to laughter, and which he’ll be sharing in this inspiring and heartfelt session.   Register now for this Free event here:   https://frommourningtolight.com/FMTL4_Allen     __________________________________________    Get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month.   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 __________________________________________ Book of the Month: This year, TAKE BACK YOUR POWER and DON'T LET ANYONE OR ANYTHING RUIN YOUR DAY.   https://www.amazon.com/You-Cant-Ruin-Day-Situation/dp/1632280221/ref=sr_1_1?     Shawn Achor, NYTimes bestselling author of The Happiness Advantage, says that "Klein's humor, fresh style and wisdom remind the reader that happiness is a choice even when life seems to conspire against you."          follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2024 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences