MidMonth Mirth Memo: April, 2021

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com   APRIL 2021 Anecdote of the Month:  Seeing a male dog sniffing a female dog, the young daughter of Laurence Olivier asked Noël Coward what they were doing. Coward replied, "The one in front has suddenly gone blind and the other one has very kindly offered to push him." Signs of the Month:           Quote of the Month: "You know there's a problem when you realize that out of the three Rs, only one begins with an R." —Dennis Miller                                                    Wanna to get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO:   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7                                                    SUMMIT OF THE MONTH: https://www.comedycures.org/the-laughter-summit                                                  VIRTUAL CLASS OF THE MONTH:   THE AWE FACTOR Wednesdays, April 14 thru May 12.   Five one-hour sessions. 5:00-6:00 PM PDT /8:00-9:00 PM EDT FOUR SESSIONS REMAIN / SIGN-UPS STILL AVAILABLE https://unitysf.com/calendar/the-awe-factor/   DESCRIPTION: With a sprinkling of the spiritual, the scientific, and inspirational awe-inspiring stories, you will learn what awe is and why it can help you to be happier and healthier. In addition, you will discover awe-awakening tools, tips, and techniques to help you become more aware of, and increase, the awe and wonder in your life. The Awe Factor will show you, as the subtitle states, how a little bit of wonder can make a big difference in your life.   Book available on Amazon and elsewhere. https://tinyurl.com/2xw7p8pw ***  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2021 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, March 2021

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com   MARCH 2021 Groaners of the Month:  I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust. eBay is useless. I looked up lighters and all they had was 547 matches. Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.  Picture of the Month: What happens when too many trees are cut down. Tweet of the Month:  I sleep with a knife under my pillow. You never know when someone is going to break in and give you a cake. —@shariv67 Headline  of the Month: "Netflix Misses Subscriber Mark" Did You Know? March is International Mirth Month?  More info here: http://allenklein.blogspot.com/2017/03/international-mirth-month.html                                                                               Wanna to get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO:   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7                                                                             AWARD OF THE MONTH:   SpiritualityandPractice.com named The AWE Factor one of "The Best Spiritual Books of 2020."   https://www.spiritualityandpractice.com/books/features/view/28947/the-best-spiritual-books-of-2020 VIRTUAL CLASS OF THE MONTH: THE AWE FACTOR Wednesdays, April 14 thru May 12.   Five one-hour sessions. 5:00-6:00 PM PDT Contact mmm@allenklein.com for cost & more information:    DESCRIPTION: With a sprinkling of the spiritual, the scientific, and inspirational awe-inspiring stories, you will learn what awe is and why it can help you to be happier and healthier. In addition, you will discover awe-awakening tools, tips, and techniques to help you become more aware of, and increase, the awe and wonder in your life. The Awe Factor will show you, as the subtitle states, how a little bit of wonder can make a big difference in your life.   Book available on Amazon and elsewhere. https://tinyurl.com/2xw7p8pw ***  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2021 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

Mid-Month Mirth Memo: February 15 2021

 

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com FEBRUARY 2021 Joke of the Month: Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.” Question of the Month:  What do you put in a toaster? (Scroll down to see answer) Answer: "Bread." If you said "toast" your brain is already fried and may even over-heat. You need a break. Go in the kitchen and make yourself some tea and bread. Sign of the Times:  Post of the Month: A home-schooling mom posted that her kid called her on the phone from his room and told her he missed the bus and won't be in school today. Idea of the Month:  Yesterday my significant other thought they saw a cockroach in the kitchen. They sprayed and cleaned everything. Today I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.                                                                             Wanna to get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO:   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7                                                                             SUGGESTED READING OF THE MONTH: Looking for a book for yourself, or a gift for someone else, that will inspire, motivate and uplift? Then check out these:   https://www.amazon.com/Allen-Klein/e/B000AQ4SOS?ref_=dbs_p_pbk_r00_abau_000000   BONUS READ from THE AWE FACTOR "What is the connection between awe and a refrigerator?" https://www.spiritualityandpractice.com/book-reviews/excerpts/view/28632/the-awe-factor ***  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2021 Allen Klein, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you requested the MidMonth Mirth Memo either by email or in Allen Klein's presentation. Our mailing address is: Allen Klein World's Only "Jollytologist" San Francisco, CA 94117 Add us to your address book  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

MID-MONTH MIRTH MEMO, December 2020

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com DECEMBER 2020 First Question of the Month: 2020 as a math-word problem: "If you're going down a river at 3 MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof?" Anonymous   Mask of the Month: Cookie of the Month:   Second Question of the Month: Which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? (Just asking for a friend.)    Photo of the Month: Third Question of the Month: "Wanna bet that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to, 'Where do you see yourself in 5 years?'"     Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO:   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7                                                                             BOOK OF THE MONTH:   Groundbreaking new book by best-selling author Allen Klein THE AWE FACTOR How a Little Bit of Wonder Can Make a Big Difference in Your Life   Available Now: https://www.allenklein.com/books.htm   Amazon- https://amzn.to/2UlUPwT (temporarily out of stock)   Bookshop- https://bit.ly/2J5FPRm   Barnes and Noble- https://bit.ly/3ftd7X2   Kindle-  https://tinyurl.com/y4bajsd3 ***   Read a FREE funny excerpt: https://allenklein.blogspot.com/2020/11/awe-humor.html  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2020 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

OPEN YOUR EYES TO AWE #2

BE CURIOUS

                                            A CHILD'S CURIOSITY

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                                                    THE AWE FACTOR: 

              How a Little Bit of Wonder Can Make a Big Difference in Your Life

                                

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OPEN THE DOOR TO AWE #1

 

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    Excerpt from...

                                                    THE AWE FACTOR: 

              How a Little Bit of Wonder Can Make a Big Difference in Your Life

                                

                                                Barnes and Noble: https://bit.ly/3ftd7X2   

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AWE HUMOR

 

      

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    Excerpt from...

                                                    THE AWE FACTOR: 

              How a Little Bit of Wonder Can Make a Big Difference in Your Life

                                

                                                Barnes and Noble: https://bit.ly/3ftd7X2   

                                                Bookshop: https://bit.ly/2J5FPRm  

                                                Amazon: https://amzn.to/2UlUPwT