Wednesday, June 15, 2022

MidMonth Mirth Memo, June 2022

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

JUNE 2022

 

Logic of the Month:
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.


Photo of the Month:

 

Groaners of the Month: 

-They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

-I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

-Velcro...what a rip off!


 
 
Pride Story of the Month:
 
At a charity event I attended, one of the items to be auctioned was a stay in a New York City apartment.

During the bidding, someone in the audience yelled out how great the location was because it was near the renowned food store, Zabar’s.

Unfamiliar with the iconic places in the Big Apple, the auctioneer enthusiastically announced, “And it’s near gay b
ars.”

 
 

Toilet of the Month:



Invention of the Month:
 
Wish we could crossbreed mosquitoes and lightening bugs.
Then we could see them coming.

 

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Art of the Month:
 
EMBROIDERED VEGETABLES
GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT

https://mymodernmet.com/konekono-kitsune-vegetable-embroidery/




 
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AWE Update of the Month: 
 
AWE & ART

A Yale student who developed virtual museum tours for elders, found that the art tours were more than just pretty pictures. Those that took them felt more positive afterwards and an increased sense of awe.

Now available in Kindle
https://www.amazon.com/Awe-Factor-Difference-Inspirational-Personal-ebook/dp/B08N3XWQDD/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_





 
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Sunday, May 15, 2022

MidMonth Mirth Memo, May 2022

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

MAY 2022

 

Advice of the Month:
Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows.

  
 
Misspelling of the Month: 


 
















Laugh of the Month:

A cop stopped me for speeding.

He said, “Why were you going so fast?”

I said, “See this thing my foot is on? It’s called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it.”
                                                   
-Stephen Wright


Comparison of the Month: 

If you get a loan at a bank, you pay for it for 30 years.

If you rob a bank, you get out in 10 years.

 
 
Photo of the Month:
 


 

 





















Creative Video of the Month:
 
One of the last fore-edge painters.
 
 
 
 

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Podcast of the Month:
 
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Book of the Month: 
 
THREE PROVEN REASONS
WHY YOU NEED MORE AWE IN YOUR LIFE

1- It will lower your stress levels.
2- It will enhance your positive emotions.
3-It will increase your compassion.


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Saturday, April 16, 2022

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, April 2022

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

APRIL 2022

 

Sharing of the Month:
Had a Martini last night before I did my taxes.
I'm getting back five million dollars.
 

  
 
Photo of the Month: 


 
Definition of the Month:

Are you sweating when put gas in your car these days?

Do you feel sick when you pay for it. You may have the

Carownervirus.




Experience of the Month: 


 
 

Tax Tip of the Month:


SIMPLIFIED 1040 FORM 
 

How much money did you make last year? $______

Send it in.

 
 
Fun Places of the Month:
 
Umbrellaed Streets 
 

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Article of the Month:
 
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Books of the Month: 
 
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Tuesday, March 15, 2022

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, March 2022

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

MARCH 2022

 

Thought of the Month:
Instead of going to Starbucks, I make my coffee at home, yell my name out incorrectly, then light a $5 bill on fire. 

  
 
Covid-related Photo of the Month: 


 
Experience of the Month:

The cashier told me "Strip down facing me."
By the time I realized they meant the debit card, it was too late.



Doormat of the Month: 


 
 

Advice of the Month:

If you are paying $3.00 for a bottle of smart water...it isn't working.

 
 
Recipe of the Month:

Banana Bread

 

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Article of the Month:
 
The Makings of a Memorable Birthday Party
(Read about my fabulous Alice-in-Wonderland event)

https://www.aarp.org/home-family/friends-family/info-2022/birthday-planning-tips.html

 
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Book of the Month: 
 
What one person did after reading
THE AWE FACTOR
(See end of article)

https://medium.com/for-awe/book-title-the-awe-factor-dd3fcccc57f


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Tuesday, February 15, 2022

MidMonth Mirth Memo, February 2022

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

FEBRUARY 2022

 

Newspaper Headlines of the Month:
"Parents keep kids home to protest school closure.
"Federal agents raid gun shop, find weapons.
"Barbershop singers bring joy to school for deaf." 

  
 
Photo of the Month: 



Weird English Words of the Month:

-The farm was used to produce produce.

-He could lead if he got the lead out.

-When frightened the dove dove into the bushes.

 


Sign of the Month: 
 


 

Funny Word of the Month:

SARDOOLEDOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBd1gFDfwnA

 

Radio Podcast of the Month:
 
"Born to Talk"
 
https://borntotalkradioshow.com/allen-klein-2/
 

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HAPPY ALLEN KLEIN'S DAY 

Red Heart on Microsoft Windows 11 November 2021 Update

http://allenklein.blogspot.com/2011/02/happy-allen-kleins-day_11.html

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Book of the Month: 
 
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Monday, January 17, 2022

MidMonth Mirth Memo, January 2022

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

JANUARY 2022

 

Good News of the Month:
The CDC says you can in fact remove that mattress tag.

 
Observation of the Month:
A mandate isn't a law, it's when two men go to dinner. 

Statistic of the Month:
4 out of 3 people struggle with math.

 
Advertisement of the Month:
For plumbing company.

 
Pun of the Month:
Dogs can't operate MRI scanners, but CATscan.



Game of the Month: 
Human dominoes


Nostalgia of the Month:

 

Fun Film of the Month:
From seed to giant pumpkin in 1:31 minutes 
                                               

Interview of the Month:
Grief and Happiness
                                               

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Book of the Month:

YOU CAN'T RUIN MY DAY

The perfect happiness hack for 2022.  Contains 52 wake-up calls to turn any situation around.

"Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away.
—Anonymous


 
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