MidMonth Mirth Memo, March 2024

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com MARCH 2024   Lite Bites of the Month:   Day 12 without chocolate. Lost hearing in my left eye.   *** Accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have Heinzsight. Sign of the Month:     Advice of the Month:   Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision. Good/Bad News of the Month:   Pun of the Month:   A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards. The steaks were pretty high.    Bed and Breakfast of the Month: __________________________________________ Did you know that MARCH is  INTERNATIONAL MIRTH MONTH? The merry month of March is set aside to encourage more mirthful moments See link below for: History of International Mirth Month International Mirth Month Time Line  International Mirth Month FAQs International Mirth Month Activities 5 Facts about Laughter Why We Love International Mirth Month Check it out here: https://nationaltoday.com/all international-mirth-month/   __________________________________________    Get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month.   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 __________________________________________ News Story of the Month:   Can a joke truly awaken someone from a 5-year coma? US woman's remarkable recover suggests it might. https://www.pinkvilla.com/trending/world/can-a-joke-truly-awaken-someone-from-a-5-year-coma-us-womans-remarkable-recovery-suggests-it-might-1276552   __________________________________________   Book of the Month:   "A book that made a difference. It was assigned in my Humor and Healing class and at first, I was doubtful. However, both the narrative and instructions made an impact. Twelve years later, I still remember it, use it, and recommend it."     -D.K.   https://www.amazon.com/Healing-Power-Humor-Disappointments-Difficulties/dp/0874775191/ref=sr_1_1?  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2024 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

MidMonth Mirth Memo, February 2024

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com FEBRUARY 2024 Happy Valentine's Day and Happy Allen Klein's Day (see below)     Thought of the Month:   A woman with a salad walked past me in the restaurant and said, "You know a cow died so you could eat that beef burger." I said, "If you weren't eating its food, it might have lived." Photo of the Month: When I complained to Amazon about a missing package, they asked me to send photographic evidence.   Question of the Month: What Do You Get When You Mix Alcohol with Literature?   * Tequila Mockingbird * F. Scotch Fitzgerald  * The Catcher in the Rye * Malt Whitman * Ernest Hemingway Wise Words of the Month:     Conclusion of the Month: If thieves wear sneakers, and artists wear Skechers, then linguists must wear Converse.   Faces in Odd Places of the Month:   __________________________________________   Song of the Month:   "Looking for My Glasses"   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch993THMi4U   __________________________________________   Interview of the Month:  RECESS; THE PODCAST https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prKqOII1ISs __________________________________________   Special Day of the Month: Did you know that today is  ALLEN KLEIN'S DAY? Here's why: http://allenklein.blogspot.com/2011/02/happy-allen-kleins-day_11.html   __________________________________________    Get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month.   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 __________________________________________ Video of the Month: "Cleaning Out the Garage https://biggeekdad.com/2017/03/cleaning-out-the-garage/     __________________________________________      follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2024 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

MidMonth Mirth Memo, January 2024

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com JANUARY 2024 Happy New Year   Facebook Post of the Month:   Change a Letter, Ruin a Book    -Gone with the Wine -The Old Pan and the Pea -The Joy of Hooking -Of Lice and Men -The Drapes of Wrath -War and Peach -The Count of Monte Crisco   Sign of the Month:       Old Saying of the Month (with a New Twist):   I scream. You scream. The police come. It's awkward. Faces in Odd Places of the Month:   Thought of the Month:   Being an adult is having an entire cupboard filled with cups and mugs that you never use but can't get rid of. Reminiscence of the Month:   __________________________________________   Memo Pad of the Month:   Start the Year with Good Cheer   https://www.instagram.com/p/CwX20OQs9TO/ __________________________________________   Event of the Month:    Free online event starting January 17th.   FROM MOURNING TO LIGHT Join me, and 19 other top experts, in an impactful series of interviews. Their stories will reveal not only their ability to endure the most devastating circumstances but the power to cultivate joy and purpose in the face of adversity. The best news is that you too can embark on this journey towards a happier and more meaningful life.   In Allen Klein’s interview, on Monday, January 22, 5pm EST/2pm PST, he will talk about how he dealt with the loss of his wife when she was 34. That journey was the basis for his book, Embracing Life After Loss, which has 5 steps for going from loss to laughter, and which he’ll be sharing in this inspiring and heartfelt session.   Register now for this Free event here:   https://frommourningtolight.com/FMTL4_Allen     __________________________________________    Get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month.   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 __________________________________________ Book of the Month: This year, TAKE BACK YOUR POWER and DON'T LET ANYONE OR ANYTHING RUIN YOUR DAY.   https://www.amazon.com/You-Cant-Ruin-Day-Situation/dp/1632280221/ref=sr_1_1?     Shawn Achor, NYTimes bestselling author of The Happiness Advantage, says that "Klein's humor, fresh style and wisdom remind the reader that happiness is a choice even when life seems to conspire against you."          follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2024 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

10 Ways to Be Happier Today and Everyday

1- Set Your Intention: When you wake up in the morning, set the tone for the day and affirm that it will be filled with joy.

2- Focus on What You Have, Not on What You Don't Have: As I learned from one of my spiritual  teachers, "To want what you don't have is to waste what you do have.

3- Keep Happy Reminders Around: Photos you love, playful toys, a jar of bubbles, etc. Reference them often.

4- Keep a Gratitude List:  Be thankful for all the good stuff in your life. And the not-so-great stuff as well, for they can be your greatest teacher.

5- Keep a Joy List: Write down three things that brought you joy in the past few days. Repeat them when needed.

6- Don't Let Anyone or Anything Ruin Your Day: The choice is yours. You have the power to focus on the positive or the negative. 

7- Want What You Have: In Buddhist thinking, suffering comes from non-acceptance. Stop resisting, start enjoying your life right now.

8- Be Still: Meditate, take a walk in the garden, sit quietly for a few minutes. Real happiness comes from your own inner joy.

9- Be Around Children: Young kids find happiness everywhere. Observe them at play and some of that might rub off on you.

10- Don't Forget Your Sense of Humor: A little laughter can change your perspective and lift your spirits.

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Allen Klein is the author of 

Embracing Life After Loss, Healing Power of Humor,  and, You Can't Ruin My Day

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MidMonth Mirth Memo, December 2023

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com DECEMBER 2023  Christmas Miracle of the Month:   Jesus must have been here. Christmas Shopping of the Month:   I asked a worker in the supermarket where they kept the pumpkin pie mix. They replied, "I'll see," and walked away. I asked another and they also said, "I'll see," and walked away. In the end, I found it myself... in Aisle C.   Literal Interpretation of the Month: Put some shrimp on the barbie.     Notice of the Month: NO SENIOR DISCOUNTS You have had twice as long to get the money.   Travel Surprise of the Month:   Shipboard staff's towel animal.     Warning of the Month:   IN CASE OF FIRE: Please leave the building before posting it on Facebook.   Faces-in-Odd-Places of the Month:   __________________________________________     Interview of the Month:    5 Ways to Get More Laughter in Your Life    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnKr8Gridq Cartoon of the Month:     __________________________________________    Get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month.   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 __________________________________________ Book of the Month: Holidays getting overwhelming? Maybe you need to simplify. THE JOY OF SIMPLICITY: Insights to Unclutter and Uncomplicate Your Life A wonderful gift for those seeking a breath of calm in the midst of the hectic holidays. Relax, release and renew with The Joy of Simplicity.       https://www.amazon.com/Joy-Simplicity-Insights-Unclutter-Uncomplicate/dp/164250145X/ref=sr_1_1?  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2023 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

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MidMonth Mirth Memo, November 2023

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com NOVEMBER 2023  Thanksgiving Table Setting for the Month: Question of the Month: If we are not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light on in the refrigerator? Meal of the Month: Confession of the Month: I had the slowest, most rude, and nasty cashier at the supermarket today. I'm done with using self-checkout.            Sign of the Month:   __________________________________________ Funniest Performer of the Month:  www.facebook.com/watch/?v=635183927206057   Smiley Face of the Month:   www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rlEEmqEvuw Great Big Jollytologist® Story of the Month: www.nextavenue.org/making-time-for-awe-and-laughter-enhances-life/   __________________________________________    Want to get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month? SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 __________________________________________ Book of the Month: November is National Hospice and Palliative Care Month. If you know of someone who has lost a loved one, this might be the perfect gift for them. EMBRACING LIFE AFTER LOSS: A Gentle Guide for Growing Through Grief “It may take some time to find laughter after a loss…sometimes it’s only an inner chuckle. But…it is there to provide a momentary respite from our grief…to show us that indeed life goes on in spite of our loss.” -from Embracing Life After Loss The 5 Steps for Going from Loss to Laughter https://www.amazon.com/Embracing-Life-After-Loss-Growing/dp/1642500062/ref=sr_1_1?           follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2023 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences