Tuesday, June 15, 2021

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, June 2021

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

 

JUNE 2021

Joke of the Month: 

To celebrate the lifting of Covid restrictions, I told my wife that I'm taking her on a two week vacation anywhere in the world. So I purchased a world map, gave her a dart and told her, "throw this and we will go wherever it lands." Turns out, we're spending two weeks behind the refrigerator.

 

Sign of the Month:
 


Suggestions of the Month:
A friend suggested putting horse manure on my strawberries. I'm never doing that again, I'm going back to whipped cream.

If you are sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"

 

T-Shirt of the Month:



Thought of the Month:

"When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison."

                                                

Podcast of the Month:
 
"Doing the Dishes" 
Find out how one poem lead to the publication of 30-plus books including the best-selling book,The Healing Power of Humor.
                                                
 
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FUN VIRTUAL BOOK EVENT OF NEXT MONTH:
 
THE AWE FACTOR
How a Little Bit of Wonder
Can Make a Big Difference in Your Life


Books and Books, Coral Gables, FL    
ONLINE: Tuesday, July 13, 2021     4:00 PM PST / 7:00 PM EST

An Evening with Allen Klein

In conversation with Susyn Reeve

NO COST EVENT but you must register:
https://www.crowdcast.io/e/theawefactor


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Saturday, May 15, 2021

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, May 2021

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

 

MAY 2021

Names of the Month: 

A psychiatrist and a proctologist opened a practice together. Not knowing what to call it, they put an ad in the paper seeking a name for their new business.
Some suggestions were:

* Minds and Behinds
* Nuts and Butts
* Loons and Moons
The winner: Odds & Ends

—BoulderTherapist.com

Signs of the Month:

 


























 

















 

Court Comments of the Month:
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? 
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' 
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? 
WITNESS: My name is Susan! 

 

Tweet of the Month:
"You cannot glue a tomato back together with tomato paste. Believe me. I've tried." 

—@walruslifestyle

                                                
 
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FUNNY (AND TOUCHING) VIDEO OF THE MONTH: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj9heGgAOSs
                                                

VIRTUAL BOOK EVENT OF THE MONTH:


THE AWE FACTOR

  AUM SHANTI BOOKSHOP, NYC    
ONLINE: Thursday, MAY 27, 2021     4:00 PM PST / 7:00 PM EST

with
Allen Klein and Susyn Reeve 
NO COST EVENT

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Thursday, April 15, 2021

MidMonth Mirth Memo: April, 2021

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

 

APRIL 2021

Anecdote of the Month: 

Seeing a male dog sniffing a female dog, the young daughter of Laurence Olivier asked Noël Coward what they were doing. Coward replied, "The one in front has suddenly gone blind and the other one has very kindly offered to push him."

Signs of the Month:

         
Quote of the Month:
"You know there's a problem when you realize that out of the three Rs, only one begins with an R."

—Dennis Miller

                                                
 
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SUMMIT OF THE MONTH:
https://www.comedycures.org/the-laughter-summit

                                                

VIRTUAL CLASS OF THE MONTH:
 
THE AWE FACTOR
Wednesdays, April 14 thru May 12.   Five one-hour sessions.
5:00-6:00 PM PDT /8:00-9:00 PM EDT
FOUR SESSIONS REMAIN / SIGN-UPS STILL AVAILABLE

https://unitysf.com/calendar/the-awe-factor/
 
DESCRIPTION: With a sprinkling of the spiritual, the scientific, and inspirational awe-inspiring stories, you will learn what awe is and why it can help you to be happier and healthier. In addition, you will discover awe-awakening tools, tips, and techniques to help you become more aware of, and increase, the awe and wonder in your life. The Awe Factor will show you, as the subtitle states, how a little bit of wonder can make a big difference in your life.
 

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Wednesday, March 17, 2021

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, March 2021

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

 

MARCH 2021

Groaners of the Month: 

I sold my vacuum the other day.
All it was doing was collecting dust.

eBay is useless.
I looked up lighters and all they had was 547 matches.

Two guys walk into a bar.
The third guy ducks.
 

Picture of the Month:
What happens when too many trees are cut down.



Tweet of the Month: 
I sleep with a knife under my pillow. You never know when someone is going to break in and give you a cake.

—@shariv67

Headline  of the Month:
"Netflix Misses Subscriber Mark"


Did You Know?

March is International Mirth Month?  More info here:
http://allenklein.blogspot.com/2017/03/international-mirth-month.html

 
                                                                         
 
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AWARD OF THE MONTH:
 
SpiritualityandPractice.com named The AWE Factor
one of "The Best Spiritual Books of 2020."

 

THE AWE FACTOR
Wednesdays, April 14 thru May 12.   Five one-hour sessions. 5:00-6:00 PM PDT
Contact mmm@allenklein.com for cost & more information: 

 
DESCRIPTION: With a sprinkling of the spiritual, the scientific, and inspirational awe-inspiring stories, you will learn what awe is and why it can help you to be happier and healthier. In addition, you will discover awe-awakening tools, tips, and techniques to help you become more aware of, and increase, the awe and wonder in your life. The Awe Factor will show you, as the subtitle states, how a little bit of wonder can make a big difference in your life.
 


Book available on Amazon and elsewhere. https://tinyurl.com/2xw7p8pw

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Monday, February 15, 2021

Mid-Month Mirth Memo: February 15 2021

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 
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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

FEBRUARY 2021

Joke of the Month:
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.”

Question of the Month: 
What do you put in a toaster?

(Scroll down to see answer)


Answer: "Bread."
If you said "toast" your brain is already fried and may even over-heat. You need a break. Go in the kitchen and make yourself some tea and bread.


Sign of the Times: 


Post of the Month:
A home-schooling mom posted that her kid called her on the phone from his room and told her he missed the bus and won't be in school today.

Idea of the Month: 

Yesterday my significant other thought they saw a cockroach in the kitchen. They sprayed and cleaned everything.
Today I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

                                                                         
 
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SUGGESTED READING OF THE MONTH:

Looking for a book for yourself, or a gift for someone else, that will inspire, motivate and uplift? Then check out these:
 
BONUS READ
from THE AWE FACTOR

"What is the connection between awe and a refrigerator?"


https://www.spiritualityandpractice.com/book-reviews/excerpts/view/28632/the-awe-factor

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Tuesday, December 15, 2020

MID-MONTH MIRTH MEMO, December 2020

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

DECEMBER 2020

First Question of the Month:
2020 as a math-word problem:
"If you're going down a river at 3 MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof?"

Anonymous

 

Mask of the Month:


Cookie of the Month:

 

Second Question of the Month:

Which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine?
(Just asking for a friend.) 
 


Photo of the Month:



Third Question of the Month:
"Wanna bet that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to, 'Where do you see yourself in 5 years?'"
 

 
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BOOK OF THE MONTH:
 

Groundbreaking new book by best-selling author
Allen Klein


THE AWE FACTOR

How a Little Bit of Wonder

Can Make a Big Difference in Your Life

 
Available Now: https://www.allenklein.com/books.htm
 
Amazon- https://amzn.to/2UlUPwT (temporarily out of stock)
 
Bookshop- https://bit.ly/2J5FPRm
 
Barnes and Noble- https://bit.ly/3ftd7X2
 
Kindle-  https://tinyurl.com/y4bajsd3


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