Theme of the Month: On income tax day I am reminded that while people say money talks, mine seems to go without saying a word.
- Mary Ellen Pinkham
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
The taxidermist takes only your skin.
- Mark TwainI’m proud to pay taxes in the United States;the only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money.
- Arthur Godfrey Tax Form of the Month:
Joke of the Month:
One day, the teacher said that the word for the day was “frugal.” She explained that frugal had to do with saving, and a frugal person is one who saves. She then asked the class to come up with a sentence for the word.
The class seemed kind of stumped, and sat there in silence for a few seconds until one little girl raised her hand. Instead of just a sentence, she came up with a little story:
“There once was a princess who was stuck in a tall tower. There was a spell on all of the doors, so she couldn’t get out. One day, she heard a young prince who was walking by and singing. The princess called out of the tower, ‘Frugal me! Frugal me!’ So, the prince frugaled her and they lived happily ever after.”
Graffiti of the Month:
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried-- but they wanted cash.
- Graffiti
Thought of the Month:
I couldn't be out of money. I still have checks.
-Gracie Allen
Question of the Month:
When your ship finally does come in, how come the IRS is on the dock unloading it?
- Anonymous
Funny Money of the Month:
Final laugh of the Month:
Did you ever notice that when you put the words "the" and "IRS" together, it spells THEIRS?
- Soupy Sales
