Sunday, January 15, 2023

MidMonth Mirth Memo, January 2023


"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare


The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein 



First Joke of the Month:

I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want to hear first?

Can you do both at the same time?
Sure. Grandpa stopped snoring.

Advice of the Month:

Airplane Announcement of the Month:

Captain: "The weather ahead is good. We should have a smooth and uneventful flight. So sit back and relax....OH, MY GOD!"

Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said,“Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier." 
"While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" 

A passenger in coach yelled out,“That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!”

Second Joke of the Month:


Man: When is your birthday?

Woman: March 1st.

Man walks back and forth a few seconds.

Man: O.K., now tell me when's your birthday.

Mistake of the Month:


Third Joke of the Month:

Back in the day, excessive use of commas was considered a serious crime.
It usually resulted in a long sentence.

Bargain of the Month:

Song of the Month:

"Are You Having Any Fun?"
Meeting of the Month
Sometimes the beginning of the year is a sad time when we think about those who are no longer with us. Beginning Wednesday, January 18th, a dozen speakers will be part of a FREE summit to help you ease your loss.
Sign up here:
My session will be based on my book, 
Embracing Life After Loss.
It will show you how to go from loss to laughter.


Still Available...Until the End of the Month

My publisher, Mango, is offering a whopping 30% discount on all my books they publish. Offer good until the end of January.

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or as a gift for someone else.


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