Wednesday, July 17, 2013

MidMonth Mirth Memo, July 2013

JOKE OF THE MONTH:
"Sam Johnson, owner of a movie theater chain in Chicago, has passed away at the age of 77," the newspaper obituary read. "The funeral will be held on Tuesday at 2:15, 4:25. 6:15, 8:25 and 10:15."

QUOTE OF THE MONTH:


I was the best man at the wedding. If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him?
                                                                                                                         -Jerry Seinfield



SCIENCE PROJECT OF THE MONTH:
Researchers in Japan found that kitchen refuse can be reduced by more than 90 percent
 by using an enzyme-producing bacteria extracted from the feces of giant pandas.

Question is...how did it dawn on someone to try this experiment?
                                                                                                                        -Readers Digest



VIDEO OF THE MONTH: 
New York City Subway Panhandlers (for funniest part, wait until near the end)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQpdeAwge6g


BOOK OF THE MONTH:  

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Always Look on the Bright Side: Living Life to the Fullest
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