Tuesday, June 15, 2021

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, June 2021

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

 

JUNE 2021

Joke of the Month: 

To celebrate the lifting of Covid restrictions, I told my wife that I'm taking her on a two week vacation anywhere in the world. So I purchased a world map, gave her a dart and told her, "throw this and we will go wherever it lands." Turns out, we're spending two weeks behind the refrigerator.

 

Sign of the Month:
 


Suggestions of the Month:
A friend suggested putting horse manure on my strawberries. I'm never doing that again, I'm going back to whipped cream.

If you are sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"

 

T-Shirt of the Month:



Thought of the Month:

"When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison."

                                                

Podcast of the Month:
 
"Doing the Dishes" 
Find out how one poem lead to the publication of 30-plus books including the best-selling book,The Healing Power of Humor.
                                                
 
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THE AWE FACTOR
How a Little Bit of Wonder
Can Make a Big Difference in Your Life


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