The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
Joke of the Month:
To celebrate the lifting of Covid restrictions, I told my wife that I'm taking her on a two week vacation anywhere in the world. So I purchased a world map, gave her a dart and told her, "throw this and we will go wherever it lands." Turns out, we're spending two weeks behind the refrigerator.
Sign of the Month:
Suggestions of the Month: A friend suggested putting horse manure on my strawberries. I'm never doing that again, I'm going back to whipped cream.
If you are sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
T-Shirt of the Month:
Thought of the Month: "When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison."
Podcast of the Month:
"Doing the Dishes"
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