Thursday, July 15, 2021

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, July 2021


"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare


The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein 


JULY 2021

Fone-Fun of the Month:
—"Yes, I still have a landline. I use it as a cell phone finder." 

—People are excited about the new iPhone but no one has embraced the technology of using a blinker when you drive.

—"Hard to believe...but I once had a phone that was attached to the wall. And every time it rang, I'd pick it up without even knowing who called."

I-Don't-Get-It Sign of the Month:


Cartoon of the Month:

Waiter asking a couple dining at a restaurant:
"Is everything O.K.? I haven't seen you photograph your food yet?"

Advice of the Month:

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are."            

—Will Ferrell, comedian

Happy Wedding Dance of the Month: 
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