Friday, June 15, 2018

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, June 2018

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare

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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
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                                JUNE 2018                                            

FATHER'S DAY FUNNY OF THE MONTH:                                                                              
Dear Dad,

$chool i$ great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card. I would love to hear from you $oon.
Love, Your $on

Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgrphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student like you busy. Do Not forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad

Q: Why did Karl Marx write in all lower case? 

A: He hated capitalism.

Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend our arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. 

After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. 

Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag. 

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