The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
ONE-LINERS OF THE MONTH:
I got on the phone, my mom said, “Hi. Is everything wrong?
Instead of saying “hello,” my mother gets on the phone and says,
“Guess who died?”
My mother could make anyone feel guilty—she used to get letters
of apology from people she didn't even know.
(Quotes from Mom's the Word: The Wit, Wisdom and Wonder of Motherhood)
THOUGHTS OF THE MONTH:
Senior Texting Codes:
* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
* LOL - Living on Lipitor
* DWI - Driving While Incontinent
QUESTION OF THE MONTH:
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
SHAMELESS PROMOTION OF THE MONTH:
Know of someone who would like to receive the Mid-Month Mirth Memo?
They can opt-in at http://eepurl.com/t2y5T
CONFERENCE OF MONTH:
If it's laughter you're after, consider attending the annual conference sponsored by
The Association for Applied and Therapeutic Humor, April 4 to 7, San Diego, CA.