Thursday, October 15, 2015

Allen Klein's Mid-Month Mirth Memo, October 2015

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare

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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein



"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"                                                                                                         -George Carlin


GRATITUDE OF THE MONTH:                                               
"Thank you, Pita bread, for being a great combination between wheat and envelopes."                                                                                                     -Jimmy Fallon



A timid little man was seated in the window seat of an airplane next to a scowling brute of a guy The little man was terrified of flying, and as soon as the plane took off, he felt sick. But his seatmate was fast asleep, and he couldn't figure out how to get past him to the bathroom. And then it was too late; he got sick all over the big guy.

As he frantically wiped up the mess, careful not to wake the giant, the brute's eyes flew open. The timid man smiled and said in a shaky voice, "Feeling better now?"                                               
-Readers Digest, November 2015

AUDIO-BOOK OF THE MONTH: (to be released October 20th)
"The most important decision we make is whether we believe we live in a friendly or a hostile universe." -Albert Einstein, as quoted in
You Can't Ruin My Day: 52 Wake-Up Calls to Turn Any Situation Around