Saturday, February 15, 2020

MidMonth Mirth Memo, February 2020


"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare


The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
         

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FEBRUARY 2020
 

LAUGHS OF THE MONTH: (from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe)
"A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it." —Ross Smith
"A cowboy asked me if I could round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. That's 20 cows." —Jake Lambert
"I accidentally booked myself into an escapology course. I'm really struggling to get out of it." —Adele Cliff

 

QUESTION OF THE MONTH:
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?


FUN THOUGHTS OF THE MONTH: (from The Joy of Simplicity)

"You can't have it all—where would you put it?" —Steven Wright

"I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four." —Yogi Berra

"It is better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all." 
                                                                —James Thurber


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