The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
LAUGHS OF THE MONTH: (from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe) "A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it." —Ross Smith "A cowboy asked me if I could round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. That's 20 cows." —Jake Lambert "I accidentally booked myself into an escapology course. I'm really struggling to get out of it." —Adele Cliff
QUESTION OF THE MONTH: If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
FUN THOUGHTS OF THE MONTH: (from The Joy of Simplicity)
"You can't have it all—where would you put it?" —Steven Wright
"I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four." —Yogi Berra
"It is better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all."
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