Monday, May 16, 2016

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, May 2016


"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare



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MAY 2016

INTERNET HUMOR OF THE MONTH:
Twitter to lay off 8% of its workforce, reduces character limit to 128.8

-@MICHAELIANBLACK

Apple has released 300 new emojis. Even ancient Egypitans were like, "Guys, you know you have words now, right?"

-@ELIZABAYNE

When breaking up with your first boyfriend/girlfriend, it helps to say, "You'll always be the answer to my online-banking security question.

-DANNYRICKER

QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them.
-HARRY HILL


FUNNY TRANSLATIONS OF THE MONTH:
Names of American TV shows translated in foreign countries.

MAD MEN = "People in Manhattan" (Serbia) 
SIX FEET UNDER = "The Customer is Always Dead" (Russia)
CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM = "Swim Quietly, Larry" (Sweden)       

-NEW YORK POST

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