Tuesday, July 15, 2014

MidMonth Mirth Memo July 2014

 The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. 
It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein

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TYPO OF THE MONTH:
Using our new voice recognition system, a fellow doctor dictated, "For erectile dysfunction, Cialis." The system interpreted that as "For erectile dysfunction, see Alice"
—Tamara H. Stall, in Reader's Digest
                                         
QUESTIONS OF THE MONTH:
Asked by lawyers in court proceedings...
"Without saying anything, tell the jury what you did next."
"How many times have you committed suicide?"
"Now,doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning."
—from The Dumb Book

FACT OF THE MONTH:
Older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.  It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.              
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ARTICLE OF THE MONTH:
"Missiles, Marriage and Mirth"  Humor in the Israel military conflict. 

 http://www.examiner.com/article/missiles-marriage-and-mirth-being-israel-during-the-military-conflict