"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser.   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com APRIL 2016 TAX DAY THOUGHTS OF THE MONTH: A billion here, a billion there—pretty soon it adds up to real money. -Everett Dirksen I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. -Jackie Mason Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. -Anonymous WORD OF THE MONTH: (from the classroom) Q: Use the word congenial in a sentence. A: When you leave the gravy out too long, it congenials. -Richard Benson in F in Exams QUOTATION OF THE MONTH: Whenever you're having a bad day, think of the guy who has to put the circus tent back in its bag. -Manda Likewine   EXCITING NEWS OF THE MONTH: If you live in Northern California, come and hear my TEDx talk in person. Info & registration here: http://bit.ly/1Y9cuBJ http://bit.ly/1Y9cuBJ  http://bit.ly/1Y9cuBJ http://bit.ly/1Y9cuBJ http://bit.ly/1Y9cuBJ If you don't, I'll let you know when it will be on YouTube. and Speaking of YouTube, you can watch my reinvention story now: https://youtu.be/jkIMkWOJi2I  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2016 Allen Klein, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you requested the MidMonth Mirth Memo either by email or in Allen Klein's presentation. Our mailing address is: Allen Klein World's Only "Jollytologist" San Francisco, CA 94117 Add us to your address book  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences