Mid-Month Mirth Memo, May 2016

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser.   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com MAY 2016 INTERNET HUMOR OF THE MONTH: Twitter to lay off 8% of its workforce, reduces character limit to 128.8 -@MICHAELIANBLACK Apple has released 300 new emojis. Even ancient Egypitans were like, "Guys, you know you have words now, right?" -@ELIZABAYNE When breaking up with your first boyfriend/girlfriend, it helps to say, "You'll always be the answer to my online-banking security question. -DANNYRICKER QUOTATION OF THE MONTH: Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. -HARRY HILL FUNNY TRANSLATIONS OF THE MONTH: Names of American TV shows translated in foreign countries. MAD MEN = "People in Manhattan" (Serbia)  SIX FEET UNDER = "The Customer is Always Dead" (Russia) CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM = "Swim Quietly, Larry" (Sweden)        -NEW YORK POST UNABASHED PLUG OF THE MONTH: Check out samples of my books: http://www.allenklein.com/books.htm  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2016 Allen Klein, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you requested the MidMonth Mirth Memo either by email or in Allen Klein's presentation. Our mailing address is: Allen Klein World's Only "Jollytologist" San Francisco, CA 94117 Add us to your address book  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences