"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser.   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com JANUARY 2016 TELEMARKETER COMEBACKS OF THE MONTH: - Whatever they are selling, tell them your spouse/roommate sells it. - When they call from a lawn-care service, tell them you live in an apartment.  - When they call from a long-distance company, tell them you don't have a phone.   — Tom Mabe   SENIOR LAUGHS OF THE MONTH:                                              - Signs you’re getting too old to drive: - Your turn signal has been on since 2007. - It takes more than four minutes to get out of the car. - When backing into a parking spot, you just back up until you hear something. ONE-LINER OF THE MONTH: "A rotisserie is a morbid Ferris wheel for chickens.                                             — Mitch Hedberg BOOK OF THE MONTH: The perfect gift for Valentine's Day. WORDS OF LOVE: Quotations from the Heart http://www.allenklein.com/words-of-love.htm  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2016 Allen Klein, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you requested the MidMonth Mirth Memo either by email or in Allen Klein's presentation. Our mailing address is: Allen Klein World's Only "Jollytologist" San Francisco, CA 94117 Add us to your address book  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences