Mid-Month Mirth Memo, February 2013

Names of the Month:

The Week asked its readers to come up with the name of the first new TV channel with programming exclusively for dogs. Three responses were:

-So You Think You Can Bark

-Gimme Kibble Live

-Rex and the City

Questions of the Month:

-What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

-I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?

-If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Thoughts of the Month:

-Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
 teach a person to use the Internet and
 they won't bother you for weeks.

         -Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
 What you do today, might burn your behind tomorrow.

       -Men have two emotions: hungry and horny.
 If you see him without an erection,
 make him a sandwich .

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