Monthly Mirth Memo

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         
                                              www.allenklein.com

                                                 MARCH 2013
 
ONE-LINERS OF THE MONTH:
I got on the phone, my mom said, “Hi. Is everything wrong?
                                                                               -Richard Lewis 

Instead of saying “hello,” my mother gets on the phone and says,
“Guess who died?”
                                                                                -Dom Irrera

My mother could make anyone feel guilty—she used to get letters
of apology from people she didn't even know.
                                                                                -Joan Rivers
(Quotes from Mom's the Word: The Wit, Wisdom and Wonder of Motherhood) 

THOUGHTS OF THE MONTH:
Senior Texting Codes:
     * BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
     * LOL - Living on Lipitor
     * DWI - Driving While Incontinent

QUESTION OF THE MONTH:
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

SHAMELESS PROMOTION OF THE MONTH:
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CONFERENCE OF MONTH:
If it's laughter you're after, consider attending the annual conference sponsored by
The Association for Applied and Therapeutic Humor, April 4 to 7, San Diego, CA.
www.aath.org/annual-conference