Monday, July 15, 2024

MidMonth Mirth Memo, July 2024

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

JULY 2024
"Sizzling Summer Fun."

 
Door Handle of the Month:
 



Pun of the Month:

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Russian, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, Two Kiwis, a German, and American, an Egyptian, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Romanian, a Dane, an Israeli, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Greek, a Norwegian, an Ethiopian, a Nigerian and a Chilean walk into a nightclub.

The bouncer steps in front of the group. “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”



5-Star Review of the Month:
 
 


Resolution of the Month:
 
I will NEVER donate blood again!

Too many stupid questions:
-Who's blood is it?
-Where did you get it from?
-Why is it in a bucket?


 
Funny Foto of the Month:

My first search engine.
 
 
 
Advice of the Month:

Ask your doctor if a drug with 17 pages of side effects is bad for your health.


Literal Humor of the Month:
 
 
 

Question of the Month:

How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One or two? Two or three? Three or four?



Thought of the Month:
 

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Internet Show of the Month:  

1,000 people watched the live Fab Show yesterday
and found out how to get more FUN in their life.
It is now online, so you too can discover 
how to up your FUN factor.

 
 
 
 
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