Saturday, June 15, 2024

MidMonth Mirth Memo, June 2024

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

JUNE 2024
"June is busting out all over."

 
Pun of the Month:

How did the hackers get away?

They ransomware. 




Ball Gown of the Month:
 


Found on Facebook this Month:
 
I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me.

Apparently, he waved to an other woman.

So to get out of the awkward situation, I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport.

I'm now in Poland starting a new life. 

 
@MustardSally1
 
Funny Foto of the Month:

Ordered a Gen-X bomb shelter today.
 
Question of the Month:

What did our parents do to kill boredom before the Internet?

I asked my 23 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.


 
 
Bedspread of the Month: (...and it's no yoke!)
 
 
 
Advice of the Month:

Stop blaming yourself or others for something you don't like.

Take a Feng Shui class and blame it on the furniture.

 
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Book of the Month:  

Flight delayed?
Plane cancelled?
Car broke down?

DON'T LET ANYONE or ANYTHING RUIN YOUR DAY 
read


YOU CAN'T RUIN MY DAY

52 Ways to Turn Any Situation Around



"If you want more joy...in you life, this book is a great companion."
-
Marci Shimoff, author of NYTimes bestseller Happy for No Reason

 
 
 
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