The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
DECEMBER 2023
Christmas Miracle of the Month: Jesus must have been here.
Christmas Shopping of the Month: I asked a worker in the supermarket where they kept the pumpkin pie mix.
They replied, "I'll see," and walked away.
I asked another and they also said, "I'll see," and walked away.
In the end, I found it myself... in Aisle C.
Literal Interpretation of the Month:
Put some shrimp on the barbie.
Notice of the Month:
NO SENIOR DISCOUNTS
You have had twice as long to get the money.
Shipboard staff's towel animal.
Warning of the Month:
IN CASE OF FIRE:
Please leave the building before posting it on Facebook.
Faces-in-Odd-Places of the Month:
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Interview of the Month:
5 Ways to Get More Laughter in Your Life
Cartoon of the Month:
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Book of the Month:
Holidays getting overwhelming?
Maybe you need to simplify.
THE JOY OF SIMPLICITY:
Insights to Unclutter and Uncomplicate
Your Life
A wonderful gift for those seeking
a breath of calm in the midst
of the hectic holidays.
Relax, release and renew with
The Joy of Simplicity.
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