Saturday, October 15, 2022

MidMonth Mirth Memo, October 2022

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

OCTOBER 2022

 

List of the Month: 

The three hardest things to say:
1- I was wrong.
2- I need help.
3- Worcestershire Sauce



Fashion Inspiration of the Month:

                         
 

Post of the Month:
Someone posted that they had just baked some synonym buns.
I replied, you mean just like the ones grammar used to make?
Now I'm blocked. 

 

Bathroom Signs of the Month:

                          
 

Questions of the Month:
-If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
-Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
-What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?


Road Signs of the Month:

                             
                         
 
  
Groaner for the Month:
 
The walk from my house to the bar is 5 minutes. The walk from the bar to my house is 35 minutes. The difference is staggering.


 
Funny Face of the Month:

                            


Advice of the Month: 

Confuse your doctor. Put on rubber gloves at the same time he/she does.
 
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Machine of the Month:

The Lunch Feeder
 

 
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Books of the Month: 


LIMITED TIME OFFER 

200 Therapeutic-Related Humor & Laughter Books  

 
 
As the author of the best-selling book,
The Healing Power of Humor, I have been collecting books related to the subject for over thirty-five years.

I'm now divesting of them. 
If you are interested in seeing the list, email 
humor@allenklein.com

Many books are autographed,
some out-of-print,
a few are vintage.
Most are at a very low price.



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