MidMonth Mirth Memo, September 2022

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com SEPTEMBER 2022   Groans of the Month: As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens I used to work as a soft drink can crusher. It was soda pressing. How do you keep a person in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow. Sign #1 of the Month:     Advice of the Month: "Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."   —Dave Barry Sign #2 of the Month:         Thought for the Month:   I hate it when people try to act intelligent and talk about Mozart when they have never seen one of his paintings. Sign #3 of the Month: Exercise of the Month:    Think of a number between 1 and 10. Add 22 to it. Multiply the sum by 2, and then subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark, isn't it? Handymen of the Month:     _______________________________   Silly Trick of the Month: Go to Google.com and type "Flip a coin" into the search engine. Then hit enter. You'll see an animation of a coin flipping in the air.  See if you get heads or tails, or, clip "Flip again" to try your luck a second time.     _______________________________ Awesome Art of the Month:     https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2021/11/faig-ahmed-rugs/?mc_cid=de6afb920e&mc_eid=75f11f554a     _______________________________   Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month?   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7   _______________________________ Book of the Month:  THE ART OF LIVING JOYFULLY How to be Happier Every Day of the Year by Allen Klein  Foreword by S.A.R.K.    A joyful compendium of uplifting quips and quotes to keep for yourself or give as a refreshing gift.  Sample Quotations   Every day, tell at least one person something you like, admire, or appreciate about them. -Richard Carlson The trouble with nude dancing is that not everything stops when the music stops. -Sir Robert Helpmann I'm tired of all the nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want—an adorable pancreas? -Jean Kerr Get It Here https://www.allenklein.com/joyfully.htm or https://www.amazon.com/Art-Living-Joyfully-Happier-Every/dp/1936740192/ref=sr_1_1?    follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2022 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences