Sunday, March 15, 2020

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, March 2020

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein 

MARCH 2020

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The Coronavirus: Nothing to Laugh About...or is there?

When we can laugh at something, we rise above it. If only momentarily, we get a different perspective of our situation. With that in mind, and to help you get a little relief from what is happening in the world right now, below is some Coronavirus-related comedy.

"Some people aren't shaking hands because of Coronavirus. I'm not shaking hands because everyone's out of toilet paper."

"I have a 24 pack of toilet paper from Walmart. Looking to swap for a four bedroom house."

Sign in Store Window: "No cash or toilet paper kept on premises at night"


The city of Round Rock, Texas, put out a public service message to ensure people wash their hands properly. It read: “Wash your hands like you just got done slicing jalapeƱos for a batch of nachos and you need to take your contacts out.”

PHOTO: A bottle of Corona beer hiding in the corner of a refrigerator shelf with all the other items keeping their distance and protecting themselves with a face mask.

PHOTO: A supermarket shelf with six-packs of Corona beer sounded by cans of Lysol spray on both sides.

John Travolta hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he was Staying Alive.

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