MidMonth Mirth Memo, February 2020

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com FEBRUARY 2020   LAUGHS OF THE MONTH: (from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe) "A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it." —Ross Smith "A cowboy asked me if I could round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. That's 20 cows." —Jake Lambert "I accidentally booked myself into an escapology course. I'm really struggling to get out of it." —Adele Cliff   QUESTION OF THE MONTH: If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? FUN THOUGHTS OF THE MONTH: (from The Joy of Simplicity) "You can't have it all—where would you put it?" —Steven Wright "I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four." —Yogi Berra "It is better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all."                                                                  —James Thurber * * * Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month? SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO:   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7                                                                             To be published February 18th THE JOY OF SIMPLICITY  Insights to Unclutter and Uncomplicate Your Life GET YOUR COPY NOW ON AMAZON & elsewhere Kindle and Paperback https://tinyurl.com/rm22rbj  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2020 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences