MidMonth Mirth Memo, January 2019

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com                             JANUARY 2019                                          PUN OF THE MONTH: A string walks into a bar. It goes up to get a drink and the bartender says, “We don’t serve strings here.” So the string ties himself in a number of loops and then goes up to the bar again. The bartender says, “I told you, we don't serve strings here. Uh . . . are you a string?” And the string answers, “No, I’m a frayed knot.”  QUESTIONS OF THE MONTH:                                                 Q: Did you hear about the new restaurant chain called Karma? A:  There’s no menu. You get what you deserve. Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland? A: I’m not sure, but their flag is a big plus.   Q: Why did the chicken go to the séance? A: To get to the other side.    QUOTE OF THE MONTH:                                                             "A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."      -Steven Wright Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month? SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO:   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 ARTICLE OF THE MONTH "Living with a ravenous thirst for life" https://tinyurl.com/y8ggampw  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2019 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences