MidMonth Mirth Memo, December 2018

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com                                   DECEMBER 2018                                          ADVICE OF THE MONTH:  "Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."  -Johnny Carson QUESTIONS OF THE MONTH:                                                                                        Q: What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A: A meltdown. -Kelly Epperson Simmons Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claustrophobic  -Anonymous Q:What illness would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? A: Tinselitis. -Anonymous JOKE OF THE MONTH: One Christmas, my grandfather gave me a box of broken glass. He gave my brother a box of Band-Aids and said, "You two share." -Steven Wright   Wanna get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month? SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO:   https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 GIFTS OF THE MONTH Give the gift that keeps on giving all year long. Give a book of inspiring, uplifting and motivational quotations. http://www.allenklein.com/books.htm  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2018 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences